I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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