Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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