4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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