Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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