whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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