I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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