My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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