I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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