brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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