so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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