I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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