i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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