dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
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I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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