Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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