How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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