ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
tell me about the eggs
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