You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
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just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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