i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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