Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i dont even know how to be here
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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