I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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