how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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