need another drink. this is the easiest way
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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