apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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