And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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