my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize