I just cut my nipple shaving
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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