This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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