we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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