so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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