East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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