Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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