I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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