The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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