Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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