this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just pee around me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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