Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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