You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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