I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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