wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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