This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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