He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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