i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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