its not stalking. its research.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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