well I can't set my house on fire every night
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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