so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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