I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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