her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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