You're so nebulous sometimes
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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