It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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