I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
the day after is always just damage control
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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