in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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