what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
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Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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