So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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