I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i barfeds in our rink
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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